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Eat dicks Megatron

Postby cpthehighboy » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:08 am

I hate the lions.
They can all die in a fire.

Thank you for dropping numerous easy catches.

I hate you stafford. Throwing a bullshit pick when the game was on the line.

I hate fantasy football.

Edit: f--- YOU MEGATRON
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby cpthehighboy » Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:11 am

Does anyone know how to plaster some holes I just created in my drywall?
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby Hornsfan78 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:05 pm

cpthehighboy wrote:Does anyone know how to plaster some holes I just created in my drywall?


http://www.fathead.com/nfl/detroit-lions/calvin-johnson/?src=search

Too soon?
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby CrackedAces » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:45 pm

Hornsfan78 wrote:
cpthehighboy wrote:Does anyone know how to plaster some holes I just created in my drywall?


http://www.fathead.com/nfl/detroit-lions/calvin-johnson/?src=search

Too soon?


Literal LOL. Well played Horns!

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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby cpthehighboy » Tue Dec 17, 2013 1:03 pm

I nearly crapped myself laughing.
Thanks horns.
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby 8eights » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:20 pm

if he worked at McDonalds and dropped that many burgers, he wouldn't have a job....well, maybe.
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby 8eights » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:22 pm

one more catch and I would have won. I hope he gets herpes, aids, and some sort of gum disease.

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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby cpthehighboy » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:13 pm

I can't be mad at Megatron. He played through injury and if I had played the right guys his 6-98-0 line would have been enough.


had to post this here, I can't really be mad at a banged up Megatron who still performed better than Larry or Da'rick.
Brutal loss but not entirely his fault.
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby cpthehighboy » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:14 pm

Oh and he had a better stat line than Mccoy.
Poor performance all the way around lost me my semifinals.
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby 8eights » Tue Dec 24, 2013 4:00 pm

You can't be mad at Calvin? Did you watch the week 15 game? I could have caught several of his wide open drops...Pay me 10 million a year...I can drop the football 5 times every game. Die Calvin. And screw the whole city of Detriot and their "football" team. I've never seen a bigger cesspool of degenerates...

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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby CrackedAces » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:03 pm

8eights wrote:You can't be mad at Calvin? Did you watch the week 15 game? I could have caught several of his wide open drops..Pay me 10 million a year...I can drop the football 5 times every game. Die Calvin. And screw the whole city of Detriot and their "football" team. I've never seen a bigger cesspool of degenerates...


But can you catch 80+ passes for nearly 1500yds and 12 TDs?

Yeah, didn't think so. :roll:

If it weren't for Calvin, none of you would have been in the spot you were in the first place. He is the #1 ranked WR in both PPR and Non-PPR. And he played one less game then everyone else! Seriously, you are going to blame Calvin Johnson??? Maybe you want to blame Matthew Stafford?? Oh wait, #3 ranked QB in fantasy football. Nope, can't blame him. Reggie Bush? #8 ranked RB in both PPR and non, playing in two fewer games than the other elite RBs. Joique Bell? #15th ranked non-PPR, #14th ranked PPR RB. The Lions BACK UP Running Back was a bonafide RB2 in fantasy football this year. Can't blame him. If you had anyone else, other than the aforementioned players, then shame on you, not shame on them.

The real blame belongs to the guy who is about to be fired in 6 days. That is where your argument should be based.

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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby cpthehighboy » Thu Dec 26, 2013 4:45 pm

he had a better stat line than Mccoy


My team played horribly and those drops were a culmination of events.

The real blame belongs to the guy who is about to be fired in 6 days. That is where your argument should be based.


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TE: Jason Witten
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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby 8eights » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:11 pm

"The real blame belongs to the guy who is about to be fired in 6 days. That is where your argument should be based."

Yeah, because Schwartz dropped those wide open passes he called...idiot. You obviously didn't watch that game...

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Re: Eat dicks Megatron

Postby CrackedAces » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:28 pm

8eights wrote:"The real blame belongs to the guy who is about to be fired in 6 days. That is where your argument should be based."

Yeah, because Schwartz dropped those wide open passes he called...idiot. You obviously didn't watch that game...


Watched nearly every minute of the game. You are missing my point. Without Calvin, you probably don't even make the championship game. And now you are going to bash him for losing it for you? Just seems silly to me. But whatever, you want to piss and moan over Calvin, your choice.

FWIW, 6 days to the number, and the problem was removed. Hopefully for Detroit, they can now get someone in there who can manage a game better than Schwartz.


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